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Players: 97/300 Votes: 3071
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Villages Defended: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old rules and facts? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with outrageous claims and debunked scientific theories! Join us and discover a world where gravity is optional, pigs can fly, and diamonds are actually made of cheese.

We have a community of players who are dedicated to proving that the Earth is flat in Minecraft, and we hold regular events where we try to reach the edge of the world (spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist). Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Sheep, a mythical creature that roams the land setting everything on fire with its wooly powers.

So if you’re ready to throw science out the window and embrace the absurd, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by lava sheep).

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 809
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ores Mined: 8869 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9440
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Animals Bred: 167
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5886
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Potions Brewed: 151
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 3376
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Votes: 1708 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 8289
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1695
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1006
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 25
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5197 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 3097
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 189 Runes Activated: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 4643
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Votes: 383 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6028
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8376
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3211
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 825516 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 122 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7176
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7185
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Crops Grown: 2789
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Void Armor Forged: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7231
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Magic Items Found: 7963 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 950
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Dimension Hops: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3420
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3327
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 302 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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