CraftyScam Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never scam you…unless you count our totally legit diamond exchange program as a scam! Join us for a chance to trade your measly iron for shiny diamonds, all while avoiding those sneaky scammers out there.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of ruthless chickens riding on baby zombies that will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you dare to challenge them and claim their riches for yourself?

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are rumored to grant wishes to those who can dance the Macarena while wearing a pumpkin on their head. It’s a strange tradition, but hey, who are we to question the ways of the forest?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where scams are just part of the fun and the adventures are as wild as your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	368802
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1996

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.