CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 7826 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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