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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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