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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 156
Magical Moments Shared: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Zombie Dances: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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