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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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