CraftySAFundingCut | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	529103	Star Shards Collected:	54
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Buildings Constructed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	1

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Potions Brewed:	119	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dragons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7143	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9611
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Potions Brewed:	165	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8218
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

MillionaireMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLicenseRenewal

age, BlockyLicenseRenewal, cognitive abilities, Drivers license, Driving, driving ability, driving assessment, driving skills, elderly drivers, license renewal, motor vehicle, older adults, Public Safety, regulations, renewal process, road safety, road test, Safety, senior citizens, Testing, traffic laws

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

DownUnderCraft

Australia, australia news, Censorship, CounterTerrorism, cyber sanctions, digital communication, downundercraft, extremism, extremist content, far right, government action, Hits, internet, national security, online network, Online platforms, Politics, right wing, sanctions, social media, Terrorgram

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Villages Defended:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how australia is all like “nope, not gonna deal with ur shenanigans, Terrorgram”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we embrace the chaos, the craziness, the pure insanity of it all! join us if u wanna be a rebel, a rule-breaker, a true minecraft maverick!

we got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where u can blow up anything u want (except spawn, of course, we’re not monsters)! and don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse” weekends where the whole server turns into a battle royale against the undead! it’s like the hunger games, but with more brains (literally)!

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and conquer the minecraft world! so if u wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, then this is the place for u! come on in, mate, the madness is waiting for u!

Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

adaptation, advertising, Apparel, branding, clothing, Clothing (Industry), consumer behavior, consumer psychology, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fashion, für, FurFree, furless, human evolution, innovation, market research, marketing strategy, natural selection, promotional tactics, textile industry, trendsetting

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.

Fungus Infected Zombie Spiders

arachnids, biology, creepy crawlers, Discovered, discovery, entomology, fungus, INFECTED, infection, Mycology, Nature, Northern Ireland, parasitology, Phenomenon, research, Science, Spiders, UNUSUAL, wildlife, zombie

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9718	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on an epic adventure filled with fungus-infected zombie spiders! That’s right, these creepy crawlies have taken over Northern Ireland and it’s up to you to stop them!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling these mutant creatures, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic eagle! And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? Yes, you heard me right, a potato worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of fungus-infected zombie spiders and diamond potatoes!

Arab explorers

Arab explorers, Cracked, Daily Quests, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Faction, French, java, MCMMO, minecraft 1.21.1, offline mode, québec, Ranks, semi-roleplay, Server Shop, SimpleClaim, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Arab Explorers is a Quebec French semi-roleplay, semi-faction survival server for Minecraft 1.21.1 with an Earth map. Its plugins and features include everything from McMMO and SimpleClaim to a server shop, daily quests, and ranks, plus many others. The server is for Java only and set up in offline mode (aka cracked). Check out the Arab Explorers server’s Discord for more info, updates, and support.

arabeexp.ddns.net

PioneerMC

Apply Here, chat friendly, Cheating, classic minecraft, Discord, exploits, Extras, Griefing, join us, online mode, pioneer mc, PioneerMC, Plugins, Pure Survival, RELIVE, respectful, rules, stealing, survival server, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

PioneerMC Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3
Server Features	No plugins, no extras, pure survival
Server Status	Whitelisted – Apply via Discord
Online Mode	Yes

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Apply here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist via our Discord server.
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is pure vanilla with no plugins.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Vanilla Beta 1.7.3.
Can I use cheats or exploits on the server?	No, cheating or exploiting is against the rules.