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Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9532
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ores Mined: 1635 Players Killed by Monsters: 5488
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Buildings Constructed: 33
Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Endless Night Skies: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 4231 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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