CraftySafeguard | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Votes:	7539	Love Letters Sent:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Villages Defended:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Farms Harvested:	759
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal

ARMS, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Corruption, Deal, defense procurement, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, international relations, military aid, Négotiation, peace talks, political scandal, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Trump administration, Ukraine, weapons, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

LoveCraft: Pursue Positive Goals

associated, avoidance goals, Conflict, Conflict prevention, goals, good place, INDIVIDUALS, linked, lovecraft, lower satisfaction, motivation, Perception, Positive, positive beliefs, positive outcomes, pursue, Pursuit, rejection, rejection avoidance, relationship goals, rewarding goals, romantic relationships, satisfaction

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Emeralds Found:	2999	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ IT’S LIKE, SO AWESOME. LIKE, IF U JOIN U WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AND UR RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE LIT AF. U WILL BE MOTIVATED TO FIND UR MINECRAFT SOULMATE AND AVOID ALL DA DRAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA LOVE AND SATISFACTION U DESERVE. YOLO!

Sunshine – Season One. Private Minecraft server

Active players, Bans, CONTENT, Economy, Events, Griefers, happy to see, ideas, join us, minecraft server, new people, Plasmovoice, Private, Prizes, season one, Semi Vanilla, september 1, Stable, Sunshine, tps

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Private semi-vanilla Sunshine server! The first season starts on version 1.21 on September 1st! We have stable TPS, economy, interesting events and content. Plasmovoice is installed in the north. Prizes for the most active players! We issue bans only to griefers. Join us! We are always happy to see new people with their ideas!

146.19.48.178:20016

Lingua TerraCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alphabet’s, Communication, comprehension, Country, cross-cultural communication, cultural diversity, Dialects, education, global awareness, International, Language, language barriers, language proficiency, Lingua, linguistic, linguistic diversity, Literacy, literacy rates, Multilingual, reading, Terracraft, translation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	5140
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a virtual world where anything is possible? Then you gotta join this server, bro!

We got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle! You want dragons? We got ’em. You want flying pigs? We got those too. Heck, we even got a mod that turns all the creepers into kittens!

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We’ve got more creativity flowing through this server than a kindergarten art class on sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

BabyBlockers, college degree, disabled, emergency, family, finances, GoFundMe, looking down, Minecraft, online business, PRESSURE, Server, single mother, sister, social aid, socioeconomic level, sperm donation, TTC, upper middle-class, Wealthy, Welfare, wic

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

MoneyBackMineCraft

000, aita, asset, buy own place, Drama, guilt tripping, inconsistent promises, money back, MoneyBackMineCraft, Mortgage, moving out, owe 25, parents, part time, patience, promised, Rent, Struggling, STUDENT, tuition, well off

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Potions Brewed:	58
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and being guilt-tripped by your parents for money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without any mortgage drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!

ExCraftLoveTriange

awkward, coping, current partner, DATING, Dilemma, emotions, ex, ExCraftLoveTriange, former flame, love life, namesake, new flame, Partners, past and present, personal experience, relationship, Romantic, same name, Situation, unique circumstance

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships by building a virtual world where everyone has unique names! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might accidentally set off a TNT trap set by a player who’s been mining for diamonds for days. Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of a world where exes and current partners with the same name are the least of your worries!

CraftyPutin’sMCServer

Accountability, Azerbaijani citizens, Blame, Certainty, Condolences, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServer, crisis management., deaths, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, Politics, president, REPRESENTATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, russian federation, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6521	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Star Shards Collected:	198

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a minecraft character who blames russia for all the disasters that happen in the game. we have crazy adventures, like when a creeper exploded the white house and the president blamed putin for it. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, explosions, and blaming other countries for our problems. it’s a total blast, literally!

CraftyZelenskyLukashApology

Apology, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyLukashApology, denial, Diplomacy, international relations, Lukashenko, political leaders, russia invasion, Zelensky

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4712	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ores Mined:	2529	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Zombie Dances:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. let me tell u why. so, like, one time, Lukashenko was playin on the server and he was buildin this massive castle, right? but then Zelensky came along and was like, “bro, that’s my spot!” and Lukashenko was like, “oops, my bad, bro.” but then he denied it was his fault and blamed it on Russia’s invasion or somethin. crazy, right?

anyway, u gotta join this server cuz u never know what kind of drama is gonna go down. maybe u’ll build a castle and have to apologize to someone for takin their spot. or maybe u’ll deny responsibility for blowin up someone’s house. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun!

Husband vs Wife Mental Health Showdown

couples, diagnoses, Earning More, financial strain, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, husband, Husbands, income disparity, Marriage, Men, Mental, mental health, observations, Probability, psychological health, relationships, showdown, social stigma, stress, study, Wife, Wives, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Come join our Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! We have so much fun that even the blocks are laughing.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their pet pig started dancing the Macarena. True story!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes is for unlimited cake, because who doesn’t love cake?

But wait, there’s more! If you build the tallest tower on our server, a dragon will come and challenge you to a dance-off. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness.

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2