CraftySaboteur Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crops Grown:	8272	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2167	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3819
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crops Grown:	8103
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	3596
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Farms Harvested:	856
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Farms Harvested:	947	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Animals Bred:	52

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	270	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	109/300	Votes:	5527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0