CraftyRussianFunds | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Void Armor Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9946
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	4115	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Votes:	859
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Items Found:	1065	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magic Items Found:	7954

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Votes:	9811	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	588194	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Void Gems Collected:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3