come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.

we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Void Armor Forged: 21 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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