come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.

we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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