come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.

we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Animals Bred: 152 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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