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Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5549	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	455
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Towns Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	1176
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Animals Bred:	92	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Farms Harvested:	678
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9547
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Votes:	5535	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Villages Defended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5698	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	9393	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	174967	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Votes:	3645	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1