Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).
