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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 882 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2379 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Are you tired of dating rich people who only care about their money and fancy cars? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of poor players who have dated rich players and let me tell you, the contrast is hilarious!
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
