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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7053 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Emeralds Found: | 5255 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
New Chunks Explored: | 793399 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!