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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1469 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Are you tired of dating rich people who only care about their money and fancy cars? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of poor players who have dated rich players and let me tell you, the contrast is hilarious!
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
