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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7776 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 123 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!