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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3510 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!