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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7991 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 119 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 545 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Are you tired of dating rich people who only care about their money and fancy cars? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of poor players who have dated rich players and let me tell you, the contrast is hilarious!
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
