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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 159 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 8909 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!