CraftyRichDates | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Dimension Hops:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchantments Applied:	224	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dating rich people who only care about their money and fancy cars? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of poor players who have dated rich players and let me tell you, the contrast is hilarious!

Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.

But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dimension Hops:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Votes:	172
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchantments Applied:	272

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	846	New Chunks Explored:	58577
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	565
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1125

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	838
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	2261	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Potions Brewed:	76	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!