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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3653 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 635 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!