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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Villages Defended: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Star Shards Collected: 237 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Falling into the Void: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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