Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Runes Activated: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
Mines Excavated: 1187 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5073 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Villages Defended: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Dimension Hops: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5832 Potions Brewed: 149
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/origins-smp-plus13-sphinx-voice-chat-required-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
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    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Farms Harvested: 956
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Star Shards Collected: 167
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Potions Brewed: 134
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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