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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6134
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6524	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	156	Magic Items Found:	5429
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mines Excavated:	4073
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Animals Bred:	131

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1595

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchantments Applied:	271	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	866888	Ores Mined:	5798
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2903	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	432	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4