CraftyRegretz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Animals Bred:	107	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	347
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dimension Hops:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	985	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	152
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Towns Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Second Season Snubbed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Farms Harvested:	618	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.