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  • FosterSisNoThanks

    FosterSisNoThanks
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where you don’t have to deal with pesky siblings or guilt trips from your parents.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any little sisters asking to play with you. No more awkward conversations about love and acceptance, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

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  • WorryFreeSMP – Live Life Easy in Minecraft SMP

    WorryFreeSMP – Live Life Easy in Minecraft SMP
    OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where all your worries just melt away like butter on a hot potato. Seriously, I joined and suddenly all my bills were paid, my acne disappeared, and I found a golden llama that poops diamonds. True story bro.

    But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. We danced all night long to dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies, it was lit AF.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. I once fought a player who was riding a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword that shot laser beams. It was epic, I tell ya.

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  • CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

    CraftRage: Minor Annoyances
    Are you tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

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    Sick of boring old mining for resources? On our server, all you have to do is sing your favorite song and the blocks will break themselves! Just be careful not to hit any high notes, or you might accidentally unleash a horde of singing skeletons!

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  • EduCraft: No Bans Minecraft Server

    EduCraft: No Bans Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN education for all the Afghan women and girls!! because who needs education when you can mine for diamonds all day, amirite??! plus, our server is run by a Taliban deputy so you know it’s gonna be wild and crazy!! join now for a chance to be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server in all of minecraft history!! #NoEducationNoProblem #TalibanMinecraftMadness

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  • RevengeCraft: Execute2Men!

    RevengeCraft: Execute2Men!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we execute 2 men who commit deadly attacks on society crimes but in a virtual world! join us for the ultimate revenge on society experience, where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top while avoiding the wrath of the executioner! trust us, it’s a killer time!

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