Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 156 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GoogleCraft: 1000 Diamonds

    GoogleCraft: 1000 Diamonds
    Imagine joining a Minecraft server where you are given 1000 of whatever you last Googled! Did you search for pictures of cute puppies? Well, now you have 1000 adorable puppies following you around in the game! Did you look up how to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich? Congratulations, you now have 1000 grilled cheese sandwiches magically appearing in your inventory every time you get hungry in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the craziest and most random adventures with your newfound 1000 items – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7452 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Farms Harvested: 418 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Chimeras Created: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1189

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Void Armor Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Mines Excavated: 4414
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Crops Grown: 5741 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 484

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magic Items Found: 6394
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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