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ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Items Found:	4332	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	279	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crops Grown:	9623	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2759
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	241
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchantments Applied:	278	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3804	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	775	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	174

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6050
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7679	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com