CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2680	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Items Found:	3035	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6265	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Enchantments Applied:	233
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	4579	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Endless Night Skies:	1
Towns Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	168
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4005	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	New Chunks Explored:	17834
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7301
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crops Grown:	9081
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!