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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6757 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Potions Brewed: | 72 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.