HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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