CraftyRapePrankz

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting drugged is your character with potions of swiftness and strength! we promise no one will be drugging you in real life like that crazy husband in the news. we are all about fun and games here, not creepy stuff like that.

our server is a safe haven for all players, where you can build your dream world without any worries. we have epic mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

so come on over and join us, where the only thing getting raped is the diamond ore by your pickaxe! trust us, you won’t regret it. just leave the drugging to the witches in the game, not your significant other.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Potions Brewed:	137
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	9635	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	New Chunks Explored:	50393
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	826649	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	1931
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	108	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.