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SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dimension Hops:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1831	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1454	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9728	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	197575	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5026	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	New Chunks Explored:	953786

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	2764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10