lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 8335 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY