lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 1922 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Buildings Constructed: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Mines Excavated: 4731 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY