CraftyRacists | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BizarreCraft: Life’s Strange Turns

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	3508
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever been minding your own business, just trying to mine some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a group of dancing chickens wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden village populated entirely by talking llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest moments of your Minecraft life – join us now!

Metallic Animal Kingdom

#metallic, animal, ecological impact, environmental history, environmental impact, european history, Heavy metal pollution, heavy metals, historical evidence, historical pollution, Kingdom, Medieval Europe, medieval wildlife, metal contamination, Middle Age Europe, pollution effects, pollution history, pollution on wildlife, pollution research, wildlife, wildlife contamination, wildlife health, wildlife toxicity

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where heavy metal pollution is the name of the game. That’s right, we’ve got animals rocking out to Metallica and Iron Maiden while mining for diamonds. It’s like the Middle Ages meets a rock concert, baby!

Join our server and witness the craziest wildlife you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a pack of wolves headbanging to Black Sabbath, a flock of chickens moshing to Slayer, and a herd of cows throwing up devil horns to Megadeth. It’s a headbanger’s paradise, my friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Heavy Metal Dungeon, where players can battle it out with monsters inspired by their favorite metal bands. From Ozzy Osbourne zombies to Lemmy Kilmister skeletons, you’ll never know what brutal boss awaits you in the depths of the dungeon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and rock out with your block out! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. Let’s get heavy, baby!

Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	191	Void Gems Collected:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

play.departed.gg

Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Votes:	4952	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6971	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2557	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	909	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8238
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	4835
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Votes:	9622
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ores Mined:	9981
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	242

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9827	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6