CraftyQuotez | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

dismissal, employment issues, FiredCraft, job dismissal, job loss, job separation, Job Termination, job termination assistance, job termination consequences, job termination help, job termination laws, job termination process, job termination questions, job termination reasons, job termination rights, job termination support, Server, Termination, unemployment, wrongful termination

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, combat drones, Conflict, defense systems, dragon drones, DragonCraft, drone warfare, eastern europe, military advancements, military defense, military drones, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, russian tanks, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7199	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Crops Grown:	4401	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Buildings Constructed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Emeralds Found:	3418	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	11