CraftyQuotez Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

IndieCraft Global 1.21.3

1.21.3, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, ducks, Global, indie VOD archives, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, non-English, Russian, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, vip viewers, VOD archival, VOD Archive, youtube equivalent

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lemon Juni Edition of gaming, but without the lemons, just pure craziness. We’re all about finding those indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we’re all VIPs here, even if you stream in Klingon.

Forget those big corporate chuubas, we’re all about the little guys who are breaking free from the man. Check out our /lig/ Numbers page, it’s like a treasure trove of indie goodness. And don’t forget to spin the Wheel of Names, it’s like Russian Roulette but with more waifus.

Oh, and did I mention we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar? Yeah, we celebrate the birthdays of virtual anime girls because why not? So come join us, build some crazy Minecraft creations, and let’s get weird together. See you there, bro!

RoomieGF Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, awkward, Boundaries, check in, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, immature, Lease, living situation, Minecraft, nyc apartment, overstepping, passive aggressive, personal space, relationships, Respect, RoomieGF, roommate, Server, third wheel, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is like a spacious NYC apartment, but without the awkward roommates’ girlfriends hanging around uninvited. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you don’t have to worry about feeling like a third wheel in your own virtual home. Plus, our virtual living situations are way better than those tiny shoe-box apartments you’re used to. Don’t be the ***hole, join our server today!

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	7676
Votes:	9653	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	249
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Towns Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7093
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7050	Dragon Eggs Found:	2100
Farms Harvested:	371	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	4414	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Votes:	6113
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	5934
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2