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Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	8982	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ores Mined:	3497	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7706
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Votes:	2402
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1995

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Items Found:	6937	Enchantments Applied:	140
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	7175

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Enchantments Applied:	78	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2975	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Cultural differences, Ethnic Minorities, Follow-up study, Immigrant, Immigrant background, immigrant communities, immigration impact, Justice, justice system, legal implications, long-term effects, minority groups, pixelated, Rape conviction, social integration, Statistical adjustment, Sweden

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82