CraftyQuitters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1961	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	1915
Love Letters Sent:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Trying to survive in the real world? Pfft, who needs that when you can join our Minecraft server and become a professional block miner! We promise you won’t quit this job because you’ll be too busy dodging exploding creepers and fighting off zombie hordes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire, complete with diamond-studded castles and lava moats. Need a break from all the hard work? Just hop on a pig and ride off into the sunset, because why walk when you can ride a pig?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will fight by your side in epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your new career as a block miner extraordinaire. Who needs a real job when you can have this much fun in the world of Minecraft?

Beetle Burying Eco Cleanup

American burying beetles, BEETLE, Biodiversity, burying, Cleanup, COMEBACK, conservation, conservation efforts, dead animals, Eco, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, habitat, insect species, insects, Nebraska, Population, restoration, scavengers, success story, wildlife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	7244
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	2157
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where american burying beetles are the real MVPs! they clean up all the dead animals in the game, making it look spotless and fresh. you won’t find a server with better janitors than these little guys. plus, they throw the best parties in the underground caves, you won’t want to miss out on their epic dance moves. join now for a chance to party with the coolest beetles in nebraska!

Empyria

AIRPLANES, boats, building, Community, Discord, economic system, Empyria, Factions, Farming, Geopolitical, Hispanic, Map of the world, new minerals, PvP, Roleplay, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Survival, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Empyria Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	empyria.xyz
Languages	Hispanic (English is not spoken)
Features	Map of the world, Factions, Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, Economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more

Community Discord: https://discord.gg/tAkWfq8n3f

FAQ

1. What is the primary language spoken on the server?

The primary language spoken on the server is Hispanic. English is not spoken.

2. What are some of the features available on the server?

Some of the features available on the server include a map of the world, Factions (countries and regions), Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, an economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more.

3. Is the server looking for any specific roles?

Yes, the community is looking for builders, farmers, and people who know about pup.

4. Who are the owners of Empyria server?

We are not the owners of the Empyria server.

Crimson Mob Society 1.21.4

1.21.4, Crimson, gangster fashion, gangster lifestyle, gangster movies, mafia culture, mafia fashion, mafia movies, mafia movies influence, mafia style, Mob, mobster aesthetic, mobster attire, mobster chic, mobster clothing, mobster fashion, mobster fashion trends, mobster inspiration, mobster lifestyle, mobster outfits, mobster style, mobster vibes, organized crime, society

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	381	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where you can live out your mafia dreams? Dress up like a mob boss and take over the virtual streets! No one will know what you do on the side, just like in real life. It’s like being in a mafia movie, but with blocks and creepers. Join now and let’s make some virtual deals that no one can refuse!

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

best dad joke, dad bod, dad chuckle, Dad Comedy, dad giggle, dad guffaw, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laughs, dad life, dad one-liner, dad punny, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad sense of humor, dad wit, DadJokeMaster, funny, humor, Minecraft, pun, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMastery2021

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Dedication, goals achieved, hard work, milestones reached, MineCraftMastery2021, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, progress, proud moments, reflections, self appreciation, self improvement, self reflection, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, success

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and then drops you into a pool of lava? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and show off your epic builds, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while eating a taco. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their fluffy revolution? The choice is yours. So come on, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, combat operations, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Feb 24 2022, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	181
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman! and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world!

Oh, and did I mention that our staff is made up of Russian soldiers who have lost 789,550 troops in Ukraine? yeah, they’re pretty hardcore and will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Screen Time Deficiency Risk

adolescent health, adolescents, child health, children, deficiency, excessive screen time, health consequences, health risks, lack of sunlight exposure, long-term effects, preventative measures, public health concern, Risk, risk factors, Screen, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, television, Time, Videos, Vitamin D Deficiency, vitamin D levels, vitamin deficiency

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

yo yo yo, listen up fam! if you wanna avoid that nasty vitamin D deficiency, you gotta join our lit Minecraft server! we got all the sunshine you need in our virtual world, no need to go outside and risk getting sunburned.

we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!

so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.

Eternal Forest 1.20.1

1.20.1, dragon ball z, ETERNAL, Forest, prince of all saiyans, Saiyan prince, Vegeta, Vegeta character, vegeta final flash, vegeta iconic moments, Vegeta personality, vegeta power level, Vegeta pride, Vegeta quotes, vegeta rivalry, Vegeta strength, vegeta super saiyan, Vegeta Vs Broly, vegeta vs buu, vegeta vs cell, vegeta vs frieza, vegeta vs goku, vegeta vs jiren

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7881	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	6237	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form.

Imagine building your own castle while fighting off dragons and zombies, it’s like a mix of Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead, but with way more explosions.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts, it’s like being a pirate but without the scurvy.

Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate block warrior, like Vegeta but with a pickaxe.

ExDisgustMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, compatibility, disgust, emotional intelligence, emotions, ExDisgustMC, partner, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal growth, red flags, relationship, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	172

Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, then you gotta join this epic SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more memes than you can shake a stick at!

Join us and you’ll be part of a wild ride where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds”. We’ve got secret bases, epic pranks, and even a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map (good luck finding it though, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like a pink sheep riding a pig while wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with nothing but cake (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

CraftyCashGrabz

Branded, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrabz, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, inflated prices, Lavish, luxury, luxury goods, Opulent, Overpriced, overvalued, Premium, Splurge, status symbol, Unnecessary, Wasteful Spending

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	4620
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Have you ever spent a fortune on a diamond sword in Minecraft, only to have it break after a few uses? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for on our server, we have diamond swords that are indestructible! That’s right, you can slay creepers, zombies, and even pesky players without ever worrying about your sword breaking. Join our server and become the ultimate warrior with weapons that defy the laws of Minecraft physics!

LootMasterZel or ZelenskyLootKing

billionaire, controversy, Corruption, criticism, criticizes, elon musk, Government, greatest master, headline, leadership, Looting, LootMasterZel, News, Politics, public figure, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZelenskyLootKing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, elon musk himself plays on it and he’s always causing drama with zelensky, calling him “the greatest master of looting”! like, can you even imagine the chaos that goes down on this server? it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form, bro.

if you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. like, one time, we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. it was epic, dude. and another time, we all built giant statues of elon musk and zelensky facing off in a battle to the death. it was so intense, i swear.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us! elon and zelensky are waiting for you to join their epic showdown. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HOTSUN Comfortable server for friends Minecraft server

Account.., ADD, banner, comfortable, description, Friends, GIF, HotSun, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

The owner of the “HOTSUN Comfortable Server for Friends” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

152.89.199.102:25567

Eternal Ember Isles 1.20.4

1.20.4, climate change, climate crisis, cold weather cravings, Ember, environmental impact, ETERNAL, extreme weather events, global warming, Isles, meteorological data, record-breaking temperatures, seasonal changes, snow lovers, snow nostalgia, Snowfall, temperature fluctuations, warmest december, weather anomalies, weather forecasting, weather patterns, winter memories, winter season, winter wonderland

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Animals Bred:	152
Dimension Hops:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Items Found:	7681
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	6
Mines Excavated:	2085	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Yo, forget about the warm weather and come join our Minecraft server where it’s always snowing! Like, who needs global warming when you can have a winter wonderland all year round, amirite?

Join us for some snowball fights, build epic snow forts, and just chill in our icy paradise. Who needs the real world when you can escape to a snowy virtual utopia?

Plus, our server has the coolest igloos you’ve ever seen and polar bears roaming around like they own the place. It’s like Christmas every day, but without the annoying relatives and fruitcake.

So, if you’re tired of sweating in December and want to embrace the frosty goodness of winter, come join our Minecraft server. It’s snow joke how much fun you’ll have!

UserNamerMC: What’s in a Name? Minecraft SMP

digital identity, Identity, internet presence, Minecraft, online persona, personal branding, Self-expression, smp, user name, username analysis, username interpretation, username meaning, username psychology, username reflection, username significance, UserNamerMC, whats

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever with the craziest adventures and the dankest memes.

So, like, my username is “DiamondDude69” and that totally means I’m the ultimate Minecraft pro, like I find diamonds in my sleep and I’m basically the king of the server. But don’t worry, there’s room for other players too, even if you’re a total noob like “WoodenSwordSteve” or “DirtBlockDaisy”.

Join our SMP and you’ll be part of the most epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build competitions, and even a pet llama named Larry who spits at anyone who tries to steal his emeralds.

Plus, we have the most epic parties at our virtual clubhouse, where we blast tunes from Note Blocks and have dance-offs until the sun comes up. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and rare loot? It’s like a virtual Fort Knox, but way cooler.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and become part of our crazy crew, hit me up with a DM and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “Creeper, aw man”. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Y2KraftParty

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a time machine plugin that will transport you back to the epic Y2K party where all the villagers were freaking out about their computers crashing. Will you be able to save the world from the impending doom of the millennium bug? Only one way to find out! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pork chops and a pet creeper named Steve who loves to give hugs (just make sure to stand back when he explodes). So come on, what are you waiting for? Travel back in time and have the craziest New Year’s Eve adventure of your virtual life!