CraftyQueers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Void Gems Collected:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Divine Spears Created:	25	Potions Brewed:	89

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Dragon Eggs Found:	4225	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4824
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ores Mined:	7805	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	799
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5395	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Buildings Constructed:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8682
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	5042
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	212	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	258892
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!