CraftyQueers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

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Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9961
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magic Items Found:	1483
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	5603

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mines Excavated:	4711
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchantments Applied:	87	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

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✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7594	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1188	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	284
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	152

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Love Letters Sent:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	171	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9971
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Farms Harvested:	421

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.