CraftyQueers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Towns Built:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	339044
Mines Excavated:	4293	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1445
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Void Armor Forged:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	7136	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Votes:	6891	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	9757	Potions Brewed:	128
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	179904	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6659

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Emeralds Found:	4848
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Farms Harvested:	741

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6047	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149