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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5323 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2136 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 797 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
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