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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9603 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2675 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!