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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8952 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2390 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8143 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 9779 |
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